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Part of my routine included a four foot long scroll of paper rolled up with a small weight at the bottom so it would unfurl when I held it out, revealing a long handwritten list of stories. I\u2019d say to the audience \u201cThese are the stories I can\u2019t tell.\u201d To this day I keep it a closely guarded secret (like a chef keeps secret recipes) as to which stories I tell, which stories I will take to my grave, and which stories are for select company because you had to be there.<\/p>\n
Well, one night I\u2019m telling the Florida Rescue Story \u2013 which includes making-out with some girl on the beach whose name I\u2019d long forgotten \u2013 and this lady\u2019s voice in the audience pipes up with \u201cThat was me!\u201d After the show she comes up and introduces herself saying she really was the girl at the bonfire outside Skip\u2019s Bar on Madeira Beach. But by this time I was a married man so I\u2019ll never know for sure whether it was her or not.<\/p>\n
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No virus found in this message. That was me! In my 20s as a night law school student out East working days at a legal services office, my best friend was a guy named Bob. One night Bob invited Lisa Garlandson to come down … Continue reading
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