{"id":496,"date":"2024-03-01T01:47:00","date_gmt":"2024-03-01T01:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/andydawkins.com\/?p=496"},"modified":"2024-01-30T16:39:44","modified_gmt":"2024-01-30T16:39:44","slug":"a-foursome-fourth-daily-dose-of-summer-of-76","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/andydawkins.com\/?p=496","title":{"rendered":"A Foursome?  [fourth daily dose of Summer of &#8217;76]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"center\">\n<p>It was a warm July day.&nbsp; Perfect for sunning in the park and taking excess clothing off.&nbsp; She liked me.&nbsp; I liked her.&nbsp; He liked Annie.&nbsp; Annie liked him.&nbsp; This was going to be Great!&nbsp; But then another intruder showed up to break up our revelry.&nbsp; This guy was clearly mentally ill, lonesome, and needing some friendship, but I couldn\u2019t stand the thought of wasting even another minute more before seeing where all this was going to lead.&nbsp; So I took him by the arm and walked him to the edge of the park explaining how this was a once-in-a-lifetime kind of a thing that just might be happening and it really needed to be just a foursome.&nbsp; He said he totally understood, wished me luck and left with a smile on his face.&nbsp; It was then that I came to appreciate how effective honesty can be in terms of being persuasive.&nbsp; I made his day because he thought of me as a friend who had entrusted him with some pretty secret information.<\/p>\n<p>Now I needed to find out if all of us were in on this \u201csecret.\u201d&nbsp; First I started with Annie who said she could see herself kissing this other guy.&nbsp; Then I put my arm around \u201cSagittarius\u201d (don\u2019t think any of us remembered each other\u2019s names) and she leaned in for a kiss.&nbsp; Annie took \u201cGemini\u201d by the hand and they went for a walk.&nbsp; None of us went all the way, but I\u2019m telling you those feelings I had that Sunday morning were as great as they get, and me and Annie decided for sure we had to get a sleeping car.<\/p>\n<p>We departed in different directions at the train station, and Annie and I had enough time before our train left to get to a market for some cheese and bread, cherries and yogurt, to enjoy tasting and licking in our sleeping car, me popping cherries into her mouth.&nbsp; Plus we still had some wine left.&nbsp; The night time views of the Lake Superior Coast were magnificent, and so were the close by views.<\/p>\n<p>The next day we hitched from Thunder Bay to the Minnesota Border with no problems or anything special happening.&nbsp; But the Minnesota border guard was Judy Parker \u2013 an old girlfriend!&nbsp; So hitchhiking got us invited into someone else\u2019s house yet again.&nbsp; Judy was totally cool about being platonic and just wanted to know all about what I\u2019d been doing the past few years.&nbsp; Back in Saint Paul a day later Annie settled into her normal routine and I visited with tons of old friends for a few days before hitching back to Philadelphia.&nbsp; In the evenings we finally had a chance to finish <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">Trout Fishing<\/span>, which has just about the best short stories ever written. *<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>*Oh, that joke I told in the first daily dose of this story, I forgot on purpose to tell the punch line until now:&nbsp; So this lady gets on the plane with her poodle and draws a seat next to a guy smoking a cigar.&nbsp; She doesn\u2019t like the cigar smoke; he doesn\u2019t like the poodle\u2019s yip-yipping.&nbsp; So they agree to open the window; he tosses out the cigar and she tosses out the poodle.&nbsp; A minute later there\u2019s this scratch-scratching on the window and it\u2019s the poodle.&nbsp; And guess what the poodle has in its mouth?&nbsp; A brick!<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_497\" style=\"width: 303px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/andydawkins.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/poodle-rt-side-up.jpg\"><img aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-497\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-497 \" alt=\"Remember the joke in Dose 1?\" src=\"http:\/\/andydawkins.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/poodle-rt-side-up-293x300.jpg\" width=\"293\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"http:\/\/andydawkins.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/poodle-rt-side-up-293x300.jpg 293w, http:\/\/andydawkins.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/poodle-rt-side-up.jpg 688w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 293px) 100vw, 293px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-497\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Remember the joke in Dose 1?<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div align=\"center\">\n<hr align=\"center\" noshade=\"noshade\" size=\"1\" width=\"100%\">\n<\/div>\n<p>No virus found in this message.<br \/>\nChecked by AVG &#8211; 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